Re: Team Fortress 2 - Assault on Sandbox

by **Flagmauth** Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:23 pm

Cryo poked him again. "Whm?"

by **Helsing** Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:26 pm

"I AM trying to keep a look out, so would you please PISS OFF"

by **Flagmauth** Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:35 pm

Cryo promptly took the jar of Jarate from the Sniper's belt and emptied it over his head.

Femscout, who had found no hats, found that amusing.

by **Helsing** Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:57 pm

Sniper was not amused "Ha ha ha" he points his rifle to Cyros head and fires point blank.

by **Flagmauth** Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:05 pm

Cryo's head exploded and s/he respawned.

by **Helsing** Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:07 pm

"Thats better" Sniper says going back to his lookout duties

by Scotsmen Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:00 pm

Scot sneaks up behind Cryo, and slits her throat. "That's for freakin' freezing me!"

by **Flagmauth** Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:26 am

When Cryo respawned, he didn't look too pleased. Another blast of liquid nitrogen took Scot full in the face, followed by a smack with a mountaineering pick that shattered the other Pyro's head. "Fmck mff, pml."

by **Helsing** Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:06 am

Sniper barricaded the door to his look out station and then started to drink his morning cup of coffee

by **Flagmauth** Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:13 am

Femscout simply sat cross-legged atop the crate of hats, watching Scot and Cryo repeatedly attempt to kill each other and occasionally cheering on one or the other of them.

by **Helsing** Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:36 pm

Sniper started to entertain himself by throwing gars of piss at the two of them

by Scotsmen Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:01 pm

Scot respawns, catches the jar of piss full in the face, and curses vehemently. He then lobs a grenade into Sniper's bunker.

by **Helsing** Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:38 pm

Sniper sees the grenade right before if goes off and exclaims "@#$%"

by **Flagmauth** Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:41 am

Femscout was finding this whole thing greatly amusing, while Cryo used the brief respite to catch his or her breath from repeatedly dying to and killing Scot.

by **Helsing** Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:44 am

Sniper responds "Well that hurt"

by **Flagmauth** Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:47 am

Femscout could barely talk from laughing at the three of them. "Look at you! Ya look like ya ran through traffic!" she gasped, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes.

by **Helsing** Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:50 am

Sniper didn't like that last statement and he pores hot coffee over femscouts head

by **Flagmauth** Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:01 am

"AGH! Ohgod it burns!" Femscout shrieked, swiping at the coffee in a desperate attempt to get it off. Whereupon she immediately turned to ice. Spycrodeeth removed his Spy-cicle from her back, brushing dust from his suit, and calmly walked away.

Ten seconds later Femscout had respawned and she didn't seem too happy. She waited until Sniper was distracted before grabbing a Ghastly Gibus off a nearby corpse and jamming it down over the professional's head tightly.

by **Helsing** Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:07 pm

Sniper's head didn't survie the attack and he responds a few seconds latter "Ow"

by Scotsmen Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:46 pm

Scot looks on at this, amused. He then burns Sniper to a crisp, just for the fun of it.

by **Helsing** Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:56 pm

Sniper responds a few seconds latter "What the @#$% people?"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:41 am

"Are you freakin' kiddin' me? Dat hat killed ya?" Femscout dissolved in laughter, falling backwards off the stack of tires she was perched on.

by **Helsing** Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:49 am

"Wankers" Sniper whispered as he went back to his perch

by **Flagmauth** Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:54 am

"Oh what's dat? You gonna cry now?" Femscout called after Sniper as he walked away. Fortunately for her there was a concrete wall between where she was sitting (well, lying on the ground now) and where the Sniper was standing.

by **Helsing** Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:54 pm

Sniper got into a laying postion and waited for people/robots to get into his line of sight

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