Re: SAO: Gamebreakers

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:17 am

"I love the NPCs in this game!" Jeff proclaimed in his best Baptist Preacher voice. "PRAAAAAISE BE TO THE LORRRRRD IN HEAVN ABOOOOOVE FOR THE GREAT SKILL OF KAYABA'S PROGRAMMING!"

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:26 am

Marcus goes into the nearest inn "How much for a small guild?"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:42 am

"Goddamn unreliable sled." Jeff said, picking himself up from where he'd fallen over when Marcus stood up.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:45 am

"100 per person" the clerk says

"Done, for five please"

by Draco Flame Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:59 pm

"Well now that that's done. Jeff i'll meet you at the inn,until then there are things I need to look into before nightfall." as he began reading the note given to him by the page and made his way toward the Bard's Guild.

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:01 pm

"I need scimitars." Jeff said, heading off in search of a local NPC-run smithy.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:44 pm

After getting the room for the guild Marcus goes to the smithy as well to get some throwing knives and a dagger

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:37 pm

"I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR FINEST SCIMITARS!!!"

by Draco Flame Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:49 pm

After awhile of talking to the bard guilds leader. Nick's smile begins to stretch wider and wider becoming dangerously close to a Joker imitation. "Well My lord has played many instruments in his life, and is very gifted as you saw tonight. So to please him you are willing to give me all of these fine pieces so as i can take them to my lord?"
"That is correct my he be pleased and bring joy to all who follow him."
"Oh he will, and thank you for also equipping his entourage."
"For the sake of joy anything."
"I'll be on my way now."
"you are carrying to much, you are aware of how slowly you will travel?"
"A servent will do what is necessary for his lord."
"I wish i had a follower as loyal as you."
"thank you, my your songs forever sing in the night."
After such formalities Nick was almost puking, before he finally reached to door with the heavy duty back pack that let him carry everything, but practically made his movement speed non existent as he mad his way to the inn at the pace of that of a snail. the only thing that kept him going was how big the loop hole he found, that never let the smile on his face disappear.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:38 pm

Marcus finishes his knife buying business and goes to the market. He goes up to one of the NPC's "How much for wolf claws and boar tusks?"

by **Flagmauth** Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:51 am

Jeff purchased a pair of scimitars and sold his broadsword.

by **Helsing** Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:13 am

Marcus finishes selling all of the useless items that the group had acquired over the time of making the second worse PETA violation by the time it was nightfall. He heads back to the inn

by 99luftballons Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:18 am

"Your backpack looks lighter" Paul observed.

by Draco Flame Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:50 am

nick finally made it to the inn after stoping by the market on the way back selling most of the wolves teeth and boars tusks, so as to lighten the load to no avail. So he proceed to go throughout the door but found the back pack was little to big, and got stuck in the door frame to the inn.

by **Flagmauth** Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:57 am

"Nick, put the pack in your inventory."

by 99luftballons Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:17 am

"Wish I could do that in real life"

by Draco Flame Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:34 am

"oh right." the large back pack then burst into polygons and disappeared. The door way was once again cleared.
"which room was ours because i have a gift for everyone. So do you remember earlier today when we entered the town and the NPC's joined in in the singing and everyone praised jeff and some thought he was a slave driver.?"

by **Flagmauth** Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:06 am

"Slave driver?"

by **Helsing** Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:25 am

"I was one of those slaves so yes I remember"

by Draco Flame Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:47 am

"Well the Bards Guild that joined in, thought that Jeff was a great musician. So in exchange of bringing music everywhere Jeff goes, they are giving us all the interments that i could grab." nick then began to bring out high class instruments one after another.
"I've got Trumpet, Trombone, Sousaphone, Tuba, Euphonium, Violin, Guitar, Bass, Cello which i believe are made of Mahogany, Clarinet, French horn, flute, Saxophone, Snare drum, full Drum set, and a flippin Grand Piano! I call Dib's on the Trombone, Sousaphone, Violin, and Guitar" By the time nick was finished pulling everything out the room as filled of instruments.

by **Flagmauth** Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:52 am

"I used to play tuba - I should get the sousaphone."

by Draco Flame Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:00 pm

"ok but also take an instrument you barely know how to play because the more you play the game gives you skill points to use for it but every level you get in your worse instrument you gain the level in the instrument you know how to play, so the base level of knowing how to play something is 10, but the level of not knowing and learning is 0, so for every level you gain in the instrument your learning you gain a bonus in the instrument you know so that's to skill points to use for combat. so with this me and jeff's int can be our dump state and we will still get the same if not more that jon or mark. which is why iam going to keep the Trombone, Violin, Guitar, so for every level i get three points. it's down right broken."

by **Helsing** Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:35 pm

Marcus goes up to the piano and plays a few notes "Once I get good enough I'll sing you a song"

by **Flagmauth** Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:37 pm

"So we'll swap instruments around."

by Draco Flame Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:01 pm

"That is a good idea that way every one will get almost 15 skill points for each level awesome! But to do that everyone will have to always keep a instrument that they can play with them. So i can play the Sousa trumpet tuba euphonium Guitar and violin."

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