Re: SAO: Gamebreakers

by 99luftballons Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:59 am

"You're right. I probably don't."

by **Helsing** Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:05 am

"In any case Corvo" Corvo reaches out to shake the newcomers hand "Why is your username a bunch of numbers?"

by 99luftballons Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:07 am

"Oh, my username is my real-name converted into numbers" the monk replied.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:36 am

"Binary doesn't work that way."

by 99luftballons Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:40 am

"I'm not using binary. The numbers just represent in what place the letters of my name are in the alphabet. "P" being the 16th and so on."

by **Helsing** Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:58 am

"Cool. I just chose this name because I finished Dishonored"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:17 pm

"I made up my name. Though it's about time for me to leave - it'll take me fifteen minutes to get ready for my shift at the restaurant." Mycro said, opening his menu and expertly navigating through it.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:19 pm

"I gotta go too, dinner is calling." Jonn flicks through the menus.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:26 pm

"Oh wow, that's helpful." Sarcasm permeated Mycro's statement. "The hell'd they do with the log out button?"

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:27 pm

"Mine as well."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:30 pm

In a flash Mycro went through the places in his menu that it could be in. "The actual hell is this. The log out button's gone - for fuck's sake, I'm gonna be late to fucking work!"

by 99luftballons Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:44 pm

"Well, now that you mention it, I don't have a log out button as well."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:48 pm

"Mother fucking DAMMIT. Five fucking years without being late and this fucking game goes to hell on the first fucking day. Fuck a duck!"

by **Helsing** Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:19 pm

"Give it a minute" Corvo says "This is stupid. The server must've messed up itself because it launch day"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:24 pm

"There's only ten thousand people online, the piece of shit server should be fine."

by **Helsing** Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:18 pm

"Well contact the game master. Try to figure this out"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:27 pm

"I don't exactly have his phone number, you know."

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:01 pm

"What if it stays like this.

by 99luftballons Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:14 pm

"Then we'll be eating bacon for the rest of our lives. Which I might point out isn't the worst way to spend a life."

by **Helsing** Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:33 pm

"You think living in a game would be good? Wait never mind that would be awesome"

by Draco Flame Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:52 pm

"Bro think before you speak"
he says finally finished with the pig that he was wrestling turning to the newcomer
"also hi i hope you relies my name which is my goal for this game and interesting thing you did turning your name into numbers, but before that let us all relish the fact that jeff for once can't do something simple."
he then steps of to the side and continues speaking with the newcomer giggling to himself waiting until jeff looks up to say bye or more likely shut up after finding it
"i say jeff cuz he always bugs me about stuff like that and i can't really pick on jon because his 1/2 blind, and speaking of which i should probably ask how his sight is in this game cuz it's never stopped him before."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:39 pm

Mycro ignored Nick completely. "First problem with living in a game - this isn't my real body. I could starve to death, I live by myself, remember? Second problem - I have a job. Third problem - I get bored and switch games a lot. I can't do that here. Fourth problem - if this is really affecting everyone we're stuck on the same server as tons of random internet dipshits who have social cancer."

by Draco Flame Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:57 pm

"oh crap we all have to deal with every stupid person we come across now fun."
as his smile fads as it dawns on him that they might really be trapped turns slowly thinking when he sees phaul "oh sorry no offense, present company excluded."
"But might i state another issue to this hypothetical situation, we don't have any access to the web in game so we can't contact even the game admins or anyone outside to even state that we have a problem, unless anyone else has found the help icon."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:59 pm

"The help icon is FAQs and troubleshooting. Someone's bound to figure this shit out eventually anyway, not that I have my fucking job anymore."

by Draco Flame Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:16 pm

"Ok so best case scenario someone gets fired, the game developers get sued and jeff misses a day at work. All things considered seeing how the court trial turns out we might all get a paid apology."

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