Re: SAO: Gamebreakers

[Helsing]

"No promises"

[Dare-to-be]

*worried chuckle* " He's ah... Joking, right? "

[Flagmauth]

"I wouldn't bet on it. We all have fully, ah, equipped models in this game. For those schmucks who like cybering. So its very possible and well within what I'd expect of Marcus."

[Dare-to-be]

" Greaaaaat... *Sigh* How would you like it if someone shoved you up an arse? "

[Helsing]

"If they can catch me I would gladly let them"

[Flagmauth]

Jeff started laughing again. "I thought that was Nick's territory."

[Draco Flame]

"I'm going to ignore the last five minutes of this conversation."

[Dare-to-be]

" Yeah.. Sorry fellows. I'll just stick to being a stick. "

[Draco Flame]

"really you can't change your shape?"

[Dare-to-be]

" Well, if I have Ref Codes, I can be any weapon. I guess I could try it. ? "

[Flagmauth]

"What about a donut?"

[Draco Flame]

"Dafuq do we need a donut for it would kill him?"

[Dare-to-be]

" A glazed donut would still be... *Snickers* Sticky... Ah hahaha... I'm sorry. I need to stop making jokes. "

[Helsing]

"Don't stop making jokes but do evolve beyond sex jokes"

[A Blind Guy]

"What about donut jokes?"

[Helsing]

"I don't know why not?"

[Dare-to-be]

"Ok, ah, Betcha never heard this one.. There was a chicken farmer who lived in a village in China. One year,his chickens were afflicted with a strange blight that caused them to lose their feathers. The farmer was deeply concerned about this, because winter was coming, and, if the chickens had no feathers, they would freeze to death. So, the farmer decided to consult the two wisest men in the land. First,he visited Mr. Hing, the renowned scholar. Mr. Hing leafed through all his agricultural and medicinal texts and pored over books and scrolls well into the night. Finally, he returned to the farmer and told him that, if he crushed the leaves of a gum tree into powder, made it into tea, and fed it to his chickens, they would be cured.The farmer then went to Mr. Ming, the great seer. Mr. Ming cast stones, read tea leaves, and poked through entrails until finally he came up with the answer: "As surely as gum causes a shoe to stick to the ground,tea made from gum leaves will cause feathers to stick to chickens. "Now the farmer was ecstatic. The two wisest men in the land had given him exactly the same prescription. So, as soon as he returned home, he took some gum leaves and made tea from them. He mixed this with the chicken feed and fed it to his chickens. But it didn't work.The chickens continued to lose their feathers, and, with the onset of winter, they all froze.The moral of this story: "All of Hing's courses and all of Ming's ken couldn't get gum tea to feather a hen."

[Helsing]

Marcus blinked "Ok thats a new one"

[Draco Flame]

"Yeah you're right I've never heard that one before, bacau se it made no snense what so ever. What was that point of that?"

[Dare-to-be]

"Anyway. I ah, guess I will just sit tight. " The pole will never be able to move.

[Helsing]

As the group were talking someone approached the group. Marcus instantly detected the incoming player and turned his head "Oh this is rich" Marcus says as Asuna comes to the group

[Flagmauth]

Jeff's Detection skill was also pretty high and his head snapped over to see the incoming Knight. "Dammit, I thought I got rid of her."

[Helsing]

"I did not come here to speak with you, just deliver a message" she hands Marcus an envelope. He read and falls to the ground laughing

[Flagmauth]

"Did she propose already?" Jeff asked.

[Helsing]

Asuna shot him a death glare before Marcus got up "No this says that Heathcliff, leader of the Knights of the Bloodothe wants to meet with us"

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