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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Flagmauth Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:03 am
<Are you psychologically torturing those poor schmucks?>
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:57 pm
<.....maybe. Well not yet we're warming up. Come find me it's hilarious.>nick respond while the caption was treeing to get everyone under control until nick simply took a single step forward and made a loud thump when his foot hit the ground making a small tremor. The group then began to freak out again.
as one shouted "EARTHQUAKE!"
and another shouted "DEFENSIVE FORMATION!"
as everyone lost their marbles or what little they had left. As they began running around like drunken ducklings stumbling over one another.
as one shouted "EARTHQUAKE!"
and another shouted "DEFENSIVE FORMATION!"
as everyone lost their marbles or what little they had left. As they began running around like drunken ducklings stumbling over one another.
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Flagmauth Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:37 pm
<I feel like if I show up there I'm gonna get charged with assault>
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:37 pm
<with how they are right now i just think you'll break them. oh that's a good idea. jeff cut down every tree on your way here. i'll taunt them and set you up. and then they break!>
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Flagmauth Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:39 pm
In the distance, trees started falling along a line that was rapidly approaching their location. That would be Jeff Captain Levi McBuzzsawing his way through the forest and dropping the price of lumber by about five hundred percent.
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:23 pm
The maniacs froze as one ask "what's that?"
"That would be my little friend." Nick said hefting his friend hammer the size of a large Boulder without a problem.
The group made a loud gulp as one asked in a nearly noticeable whisper "is he going to eat us?"
Nick seemed to ponder it as the fear continued to grow as they began shaking and whimpering.
<Jeff shout I'm hungery as loud as you can right now>
"That would be my little friend." Nick said hefting his friend hammer the size of a large Boulder without a problem.
The group made a loud gulp as one asked in a nearly noticeable whisper "is he going to eat us?"
Nick seemed to ponder it as the fear continued to grow as they began shaking and whimpering.
<Jeff shout I'm hungery as loud as you can right now>
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Sat Oct 31, 2015 12:06 pm
"That would be a yes."
The group then began to sing like little girls until one squealed "your bluffing" the group then stopped in fear waiting for the response.
Nick looked up at the red iconidicator as he circled around so that when Jeff arrived they would be flanked and then looked back at the group.
"If that makes you fellas fell better. fine by me as long as you scream when you die we'll both be happy" nick said with his best Jeffs smile impersonation.
"BBBABABATTLE FORMATION!"
One stumbled out as the group then began to dogpile onto one another in frantic chaos.
The group then began to sing like little girls until one squealed "your bluffing" the group then stopped in fear waiting for the response.
Nick looked up at the red iconidicator as he circled around so that when Jeff arrived they would be flanked and then looked back at the group.
"If that makes you fellas fell better. fine by me as long as you scream when you die we'll both be happy" nick said with his best Jeffs smile impersonation.
"BBBABABATTLE FORMATION!"
One stumbled out as the group then began to dogpile onto one another in frantic chaos.
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Helsing Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:44 pm
Nick's shadow darkened for a second and his brother appeared from the darkness with a cheeseburger in his hand "I just finished killing five different guild leaders for this burger what did I miss?"
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:52 pm
"Not much just got some smucks who are on the same mission as us so I'm going to off them by feeding them to Jeff."
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by A Blind Guy Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:18 pm
meanwhile, Jonn starts building a giant statue of Ezio from Assassin's creed out of blueberries and wood.
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Helsing Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:15 pm
Marcus blinks "You do know we're trying to help people get out of this game right? Feeding them to Jeff is not helping."
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Flagmauth Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:18 pm
The trees stopped at a dramatically significant moment leaving the other quest-goers at the height of their tension waiting for whatever it was to appear. Jeff took the opportunity to add his two cents into the conversation, strolling casually into the clearing with the rest of the Guild members just to one side of the Ezio statue. "I wouldn't eat them anyway - no meat on them, even if they did leave a corpse in this game."
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:17 am
"Oh come on pick up on the con game guys I was recording the whole thing they were just about to snap." Nick then biffed his brother over his head so hard he hit the ground before said brother turned into black smoke disappearing and reappearing were he once stood
"And you hell yes! Thou shall not kill hello never forget that I thought me belatedly breaking that would be enough of a hint but no you just had to ruin the fun."
The group who at some point in there scramble snapped into a Roman phalanx turtle formation as one guy's head picked out and asked
"So sorry for interrupting but are you guys in a red guild? And are you going to kill us or not?"
"And you hell yes! Thou shall not kill hello never forget that I thought me belatedly breaking that would be enough of a hint but no you just had to ruin the fun."
The group who at some point in there scramble snapped into a Roman phalanx turtle formation as one guy's head picked out and asked
"So sorry for interrupting but are you guys in a red guild? And are you going to kill us or not?"
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Flagmauth Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:16 am
"What? They didn't hear me, obviously." Jeff said, looking affronted. "And stop infighting in front of the random people."
The Dreadnought executed a smart about-face, spinning on his heel to look at the turtle. "Hey, pay attention before that tree-wrecking monstrosity rips off your genitals and beats you with them, for god's sake. You could die you know."
The Dreadnought executed a smart about-face, spinning on his heel to look at the turtle. "Hey, pay attention before that tree-wrecking monstrosity rips off your genitals and beats you with them, for god's sake. You could die you know."
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:07 am
The group having been utterly lost understood the last little bit and quickly decide on their course of action.
"Plan C!" one shouted and at that their formation ran away with surprising speed but not before they kicked the captain out. Running away leaving him in the dust.
"Getem' captain!"
"Plan C!" one shouted and at that their formation ran away with surprising speed but not before they kicked the captain out. Running away leaving him in the dust.
"Getem' captain!"
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Helsing Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:23 pm
Marcus looked between the captain, Jeff, and Nick.
He sighs "Hey captain, do you want to get out of this alive?"
He sighs "Hey captain, do you want to get out of this alive?"
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:39 pm
"Yes Please! But if it's at all a possibility could you let my team go to?"
said team were already a fair ways off and shouting could be heard.
"Plan C is GREAT!"
"Yeah sacrificing the captain is always a good idea!"
Said captain then turned to there fleeing backs And shouted "YOU GUYS!" before turning back to the other three rather hesitantly with the realization of his situation dropping on top of him..
said team were already a fair ways off and shouting could be heard.
"Plan C is GREAT!"
"Yeah sacrificing the captain is always a good idea!"
Said captain then turned to there fleeing backs And shouted "YOU GUYS!" before turning back to the other three rather hesitantly with the realization of his situation dropping on top of him..
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:45 pm
"Than I'm glade I'm not hardison. " he said pointing up at his name above his head that was blatant sex joke.
"Your single aren't you?" Nick said
"And thanks for letting us all go you guys are the best, WAIT UP GUYS!" The Japanese themed man began running after his men.
"Your single aren't you?" Nick said
"And thanks for letting us all go you guys are the best, WAIT UP GUYS!" The Japanese themed man began running after his men.
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Helsing Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:21 pm
Marcus pinched the bridge of his nose "Give me two seconds."
He quickly cracked his knuckles before fading into shadow. In the middle of the group or running players, Marcus literally appeared out of their shadows. It had the double effect of stopping them from running because they ran into him, and they were scared shitless because Marcus had his mask on.
Faster than any other player (Other than Jeff) he pulled out his cross bow and shot each of them with the strongest stunning agent in the game. Less than it took to blink everyone was on the ground, completely unable to move.
Marcus looked around before glancing at Nick and Jeff "So why do we want these guys again?"
He quickly cracked his knuckles before fading into shadow. In the middle of the group or running players, Marcus literally appeared out of their shadows. It had the double effect of stopping them from running because they ran into him, and they were scared shitless because Marcus had his mask on.
Faster than any other player (Other than Jeff) he pulled out his cross bow and shot each of them with the strongest stunning agent in the game. Less than it took to blink everyone was on the ground, completely unable to move.
Marcus looked around before glancing at Nick and Jeff "So why do we want these guys again?"
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Draco Flame Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:19 pm
the captain stopped seeing the sight of all his men just falling quickly decide to play dead and join them. He pretended he was shot and then landed face first into the ground with his rear in the air and hoped beoned hope. that his acting worked and that they would leave him alone.
"Nah they were just in our way. going after the same mission as us. we we're NPC hunting to full our castle and then decided to have a bit of fun but now that that's over what do you guys want to do? I say we hog tie them to a tree or we can hang them over the volcano as monster bait and grind some more. I want to know if i kill a monster while using another player as a weapon who gets the XP? Me our my weapon also known as the our guy."
"Nah they were just in our way. going after the same mission as us. we we're NPC hunting to full our castle and then decided to have a bit of fun but now that that's over what do you guys want to do? I say we hog tie them to a tree or we can hang them over the volcano as monster bait and grind some more. I want to know if i kill a monster while using another player as a weapon who gets the XP? Me our my weapon also known as the our guy."
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Re: SAO: Gamebreakers 2
by Helsing Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:26 pm
"Seriously? What kind of question is that! Of course the XP goes to the poor basta-I mean the braze soul being used as a weapon."
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