Re: The Quote Wall

by **Flagmauth** Fri May 06, 2016 8:40 pm

Me wrote:Whenever God goes boating with Mitt Romney, he needs his cool hat.

by **Flagmauth** Tue May 31, 2016 3:05 pm

Jon wrote:I currently have Hitler-senpai and Stalin-kun fighting over me.

by **Helsing** Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:08 pm

Kon wrote:I've just made a law firm out of a Dark Souls boss

by **Helsing** Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:42 pm

Flag wrote:Human civilization began in the valley of Do-You-Fucking-Know-How-A-Candle-Works?

by **Flagmauth** Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:01 pm

me wrote:Apparently Canada was secretly a Russian spy throughout the Cold War, somebody better tell Churchill.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Aug 28, 2016 3:10 pm

me wrote:I told you we would have sexy leech zombies!

by **Flagmauth** Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:11 pm

my brother wrote:I humbly testicle myself

No, Marcus, this is not going to be in the Mass effect series.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Sep 04, 2016 8:10 pm

me wrote:I wonder if my spinal fluid tastes like lemonade

by **Flagmauth** Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:15 am

reddit wrote:Stop controlling the winter soldier in my pants.

by Draco Flame Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:06 pm

Draco Flame NOT a psychopath wrote:"Your going to have to remove the blanket if you want to die."

Room mate wrote:"POOOOOKE!! This is how i play the game!"

A True Paladin wrote:"Death in Battle is a great honor, however living through a battle is more Honorable, but we won't tell them that."

by **Flagmauth** Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:21 pm

My Idiot Brother wrote:How do you rape a bee?

by Draco Flame Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:52 pm

BA Slave Narrative of Fredric Douglass wrote:"No! I Won't be tied! Shoot Me! Shoot Me! You can't kill me but once! Shoot! Shoot, and be Damned!"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:26 pm

in response to the question: What is the best way to kill an orc?

Sidroc Fire-Fist wrote:...Charge at him, trip, and crush him and two dozen of his friends under your body?

Bahamut Drakeslayer wrote:Those must be very small orcs.

Sidroc Fire-Fist wrote:Actually it was just a very large me.

by Draco Flame Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:54 pm

Draco wrote:"And those are the rules of.................. sex?"

Pillsbury wrote:"I think we broke him! Someone go reboot him! Go Turn him off and turn him on! WAIT NOT LIKE THAT! NOT LIKE THAT!"

by Draco Flame Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:37 am

Geezer wrote:"All I hear from you are boob's boob's and boob's."

Pillsbury wrote:"I keep listening and hear you talking about an orgy and Batgirl hears about it and she joins in!"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:51 pm

Redditor (resisting a seduction check) wrote:I am Switzerland to your shit!

by Draco Flame Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:15 pm

Pillsburry wrote:"So when are your balls going to drop again because apparently you laughed so hard they ascended into your body and became ovaries."

by Draco Flame Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:37 pm

Geezer wrote:"A Moth gave you herpes? You had sex with a Moth disgusting!"

by Draco Flame Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:51 pm

Draco wrote:"I don't know how to take that but it's good to know that my room mates a prostitute."

by Draco Flame Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:28 pm

A very sexual conversation

Geezer wrote:"Here lizard man take this. Yeah, you, just sit on his face, fear not he has a very nice tongue. His tongue is longer and larger than his dick. it's better this way. Enjoy."

Geezer wrote:"At this point i'm just passing off women to you, your tongue is going to get tired."

Pillsbury wrote:"I'm able to make multiple dick sized kinks with my tongue. That's a cunnilingus train suckers."

Geezer wrote:"I fucked that thought until it had a baby, and that baby was this."

by **Flagmauth** Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:29 pm

me wrote:I'm striding purposefully into your buttocks.

by Draco Flame Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:06 am

Pillsbury wrote:"I'm raw bitch! Get off me!"

by **A Blind Guy** Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:48 pm

OperaPhantom wrote:So are you saying we recreate the rape of the Sabine women?

Me in response wrote:OF COURSE I WOULD!

by Draco Flame Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:26 pm

Televangelist Jewish Rabbi wrote:"Everything is better with Jesus! Including Trump!"

by OperaPhantom Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:00 am

My Brother wrote:"In the 1800s the Irish emigrated to America, went to a dance looking for romance, then moved to Zimbabwe."

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