Re: Team Fortress 2 - Assault on Sandbox

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:52 pm

"Pbbbt." Femscout stuck her tongue out at him. "I. Am. Da scout. Here. Do da freakin' math."

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:55 pm

Barry gets hit by the snipers bullets. He is injured, but tells his turret to pump lead in the sniper's direction.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:01 pm

"WANKER"
Sniper jumps out of the way but is still hit by the bullets

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:02 pm

Noticing the lack of response, Femscout looked back and forth between the oncoming GRNs and Sniper, ignoring the downed YLO Engineer. "Is anyone even payin' attention ta me?"

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:04 pm

Barry decides to build a dispenser.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:05 pm

Sniper takes aim and shots the sentry with his sniper riffle
"Nothing personal mate"

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:10 pm

The turret falls apart into its components. Barry runs for shelter to avoid getting shot at.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:15 pm

Chapman takes a barrage of nails from Femscout and goes down.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:41 pm

"That wasn't so bad." Says Sniper

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:43 pm

"Yeah, I make it look easy." Femscout said proudly, twirling the nailgun.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:53 pm

YLO Engie (naming him Jerry) fires 3 shots from his shotgun at femscout.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:57 pm

Sniper respondes with 2 shots from his riffle
"Duck and cover miss"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:57 pm

Sniper's warning came too late. The first shot hit her in the shoulder, the next one in the leg, and the third one went over her head as she collapsed. "Aaagh! MEDIC!"

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:58 pm

all of a sudden, a medic falls in from the sky, lands on his feet, and adjusts his galsses.

"It's time, for Hanz." the Medic says, looking around, seeing the fallen femscout and smiling evilly at her.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:00 pm

"What the @#$%" says the sniper suprised

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:03 pm

suddenly, Hanz's white scrubs turn yellow. he then starts to heal the engie who is arming the sentry with missiles.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:04 pm

"Oh f***." Femscout said, raising the nailgun in her left hand and taking aim at Hanz.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:05 pm

the sentry is armed right as femscout aims at Hanz and fires a barrage of missiles her way. the medic and Engie laughing insanely.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:08 pm

Femscout exploded into numerous chunks of flesh. She respawned a few seconds later, ran past Barry ("BOINK! Lotta good that hard hat did ya!") and, staying out of the sentry's range, started firing her nailgun at it.

by Scotsmen Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:13 am

A RED Pyro, called Scot, runs into the action, spewing flames in every direction.

by **Flagmauth** Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:17 am

"Hey, watch it! I'm on your freakin' side, dumbass!" Femscout said, jumping back out of Flamethrower range.

by Scotsmen Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:22 am

Scot just laughs maniacally as he charges at Hanz and the Engineer. (Engie is short for engineer right?)

by **Flagmauth** Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:28 am

"Dey got a sentry up - " Femscout stopped speaking as the sentry shredded Scot. She shook her head in disgust. "Moron."

by Scotsmen Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:18 pm

Scot respawns, confused. "Sentries? Why do they get sentries?" He then proceeds to lob one of his 2 grenades at the sentry gun.

by **Helsing** Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:07 pm

"Because they are a bunch of wankers" Sniper answers

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