Re: Team Fortress 2 - Assault on Sandbox

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:40 am

Femscout went down, unconscious but not dead. Yet.

by **A Blind Guy** Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:27 am

The respawned femginere, with a now full pot, walks over to the unconscious femscout , picks her up by the head, and shoves it deep into the pot of casserole. Making sure her mouth was full to bursting.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:03 am

Femscout quickly woke up, discovered that her head was buried in the Femgineer's pot, and immediately attempted to pull it out.

by **Helsing** Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:41 pm

A red sniper spawns next to Femscout
"Need help mate?"

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:44 pm

Femscout surfaced, sputtering and desperately trying to claw the casserole out of her mouth. "Dat freakin' hard hat is gonna die!" she raged, grabbing her hockey stick. "Let's get 'em!"

by **Helsing** Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:49 pm

"Lead the way, just give me a clear shot"

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:54 pm

Femscout turned to stare at Sniper. "What's da matter, ya freakin' stupid?" She pointed at the Femgineer, who was about five feet away. "She's right dere, freakin' shoot her already, dumbass!"

by **Helsing** Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:59 pm

Sniper trains his sniper riffle on the femgineer and shoots once, through the shoulder.
"Better? I didn't hit the head because I think you want the final shot?

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:01 pm

"Heh." Femscout promptly bashed Femgineer's head in. "BONK!"

by **Helsing** Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:03 pm

"Graceful"
Sniper then follows femscout

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:04 pm

"Get da other hard hat's sentry." Femscout said, pointing with the hockey stick at the other YLO Engineer's sentry gun.

by **Helsing** Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:07 pm

Sniper trains his riffle on the sentry gun and one shots the sentry
"Thanks fer standan' still, wanker robot"

by **Flagmauth** Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:08 pm

Femscout immediately charged in, swinging the hockey stick. "Hey, here's somethin' ya shoulda built: a not-dyin' machine!"

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:46 pm

Barry dismantles his turret after deciding no one was there. He looks for a better place to put the turret closer to the fighting.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:48 pm

"Ay, this way, lad." Chapman said, leading them out of the doorway just in time to see the YLO sentry go down.

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:48 pm

Barry follows Chapman.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:56 pm

"Wat's this now?!" Chapman said, seeing the RED Femscout charging the YLO Engineer.

by 99luftballons Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:07 pm

Barry immediately went to constructing a turret.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:26 pm

Sniper takes aim at Barry

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:28 pm

Chapman pointed his grenade launcher into the air. "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!" he snarled, shooting grenades up in an arc at the Sniper.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:32 pm

Sniper takes a fly leap in a attempt to get out of the way of the grenades

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:34 pm

The grenades explode under him, sending him flying into a heap atop Femscout and the YLO Engineer, all three of them alive and well, for the moment.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:40 pm

Sniper gets up and fires his submachine gun at berry
"That's some shonky business right there!"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:43 pm

"Gah. Dammit, Sniper, next time eat a salad..." Femscout muttered, rolling off of the Engineer and getting to her feet.

by **Helsing** Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:49 pm

"You try to be graceful dodging grenades mate"

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