Re: Team Fortress 2 - Assault on Sandbox

[Flagmauth]

"What da hell - " Femscout wondered, half-turning before Jorge's minigun tore into her, causing her to collapse to the ground. Chapman was luckier, managing to get behind the sentry (which was now training its weapons on Jorge, though it was doing less to him than he was to it).

[Frenchie]

Jorge throws a blu grenade before laughing hysterically

[Flagmauth]

That left Chapman standing behind a big scorch mark and twisted metal where the sentry had stood. He smiled nervously and held out a bottle of beer to Jorge. "Eh? Drink?"

[Frenchie]

"Yes, after you are gone" Jorge then finishes the poor guy off

[Flagmauth]

Jorge was then struck by a cleaver that slashed his chest wide open (not killing him). A quick look to the side showed the RED Femscout sitting on the nearby wooden balcony. "Hey. What's up?"

[Frenchie]

"Eat casserole, punk!!!" Jorge yells angrily as he fires his mini gun at the femscout

[Flagmauth]

In the time it took for Jorge to bring the huge weapon around, Femscout had dropped down from the balcony and skated inside the wooden shack. Her voice came mockingly from within. "'Eat casserole?' Da hell is dat supposed ta mean?"

[Frenchie]

"This" Jorge pulls out a strange cannon looking item, and loads a gross looking substance

[Flagmauth]

Femscout heard "This," and rolled her eyes. "What's da matter, ya freakin' stupid?" she asked Jorge. She needed something to replace the cleaver, and started digging through an ammo crate.

[99luftballons]

Barry runs to try to find a better place to set up his turret(s).

[Frenchie]

Too bad the casserole had enough explosives to kill them both. The last thing that
Was heard before the casserole hit was Jorge's laughter

[Flagmauth]

Chapman, pulling the spawn door open, saw Barry running this way. "Tha' Engineer's a bloody Spy!" he yelled, pointing his grenade launcher at him.

***

Femscout couldn't believe it when she was back in the spawn room. "A freakin' casserole. Dat's it. I'm gonna beat dat freakin' Heavy's head in 'til I hit tonsils." She grabbed her hockey stick, a nailgun, and a can of BONK! Atomic Punch from the resupply cabinet and raced out to find that BLU Heavy.

[99luftballons]

"I am no spy" Barry said holding his hands up to prove he meant no harm.

[Flagmauth]

"Oh, well of course ye'd say tha', wouldn' ye? I know how tha' works!" Chapman slurred, lowering the Grenade Launcher and pulling out his Eyelander. "Prove ye're no spy, lad, or I'll beat ye inte the thing whar be dead an' i'll gonna kill ye." The latter part of the sentence dissolved under the alcohol but the meaning was pretty evident.

[99luftballons]

Barry starts constructing a dispenser to prove he isn't a spy.

[Frenchie]

Jorge lets out a small grunt of satisfAction as he finds Barry and chapman... He then unleashes the explosive casserole on Them

[Flagmauth]

The casserole splatters up the side of the dispenser, but doesn't explode. Chapman narrows his eye and charges at Jorge (since the latter won't have time to spin up his minigun) with the Eyelander.

[99luftballons]

"I won't let my constructions be destroyed again" muttered Barry as he picked up the explosive and threw it in what he thought would be a non-lethal direction.

[Frenchie]

Jorge pulls his magic "when crap hits the fan gun " unfortunately though, he forgot to load it this morning....

[Flagmauth]

"FREEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!" Chapman swung the Eyelander in a broad arc to take off Jorge's head.

[Frenchie]

Jorge attempts to duck, but doesn't get very far before his head goes flying.. Good hong he did prepare the suicide vest (BOOOOM!)

[Flagmauth]

Chapman gets flung into the dispenser, which immediately begins healing him. At the same time, the Eyelander whispers, "Heads..."

Femscout is sitting on that same balcony watching the BLU spawn for Jorge to reappear.

[99luftballons]

The explosion reaches far enough to affect Barry, injuring him. Barry then decides to build a regenerator to heal [that is what its called right?].

[Flagmauth]

Chapman promptly grabbed a beer from the Dispenser and chugged it.

[Frenchie]

"Dang, I need Babooshka to make some more casereole, I'm almost out" Jorge says as he supplies his minigun

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