Re: Team Fortress 2 - Assault on Sandbox

by **Flagmauth** Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:20 pm

Femscout smiled as she saw Jorge come out of the spawn. "Think fast, chucklenuts!" she jeered, firing her nailgun at him.

by Frenchie Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:21 pm

Jorge rips the door off the shack and sets it into the ground for some cover, then he dumps all of the rest of the casserole in his cannon

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:05 am

Femscout jumped down from where she was sitting and rapidly began to approach the door, eventually jumping up and landing atop it with her hockey stick raised. "Hey, remember me?" she said, swinging the stick at Jorge's head.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:10 am

Jorge fires the casserole at the scout, that will ultimately (if explosive) will kill them both.

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:16 am

The hockey stick caught the cannon and forced it off-target. "De-nied!" The casserole flew off into the distance...eventually landing all over Barry, where it didn't explode, but rather started Chapman laughing.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:17 am

Jorge punches the femscouts leg, then pulls out a large knife

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:26 am

Femscout adeptly jumped off the door so that Jorge missed entirely. "I'm runnin' circles around ya!"

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:27 am

"No time for this, shotgun!" Jorge says as he pulls a shotgun out of his pack, and fires at the scout

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:31 am

"Ha! Missed me!" Femscout tossed the empty can of BONK! Atomic Punch so it bounced off Jorge's head. "How's it feel, wimp?"

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:32 am

A sound of "booom" drowned out the scouts voice, as he fired directly into her face.

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:40 am

The flying casserole struck Femscout right in the chest and sent her flying. "Aw, jeez! What da hell is dis crap?!" she complained, sitting up and brushing the substance off of her.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:42 am

"My own babooshka's homemade casserole" he says as he lights a match, and throws it on the scout (flammable and explosive)

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:46 am

Femscout scrambled to her feet and immediately made for the building around the first capture point. The explosion threw her into the air and through the wall of said building. "Ughhh...Didn't hurt!" she proclaimed dizzily from inside. She immediately started going through an ammo and weapon crate, she needed something better than that crap nailgun.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:48 am

Jorge picks up his minigun, and follows the scout "let's finish this"

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:02 am

Femscout procured another cleaver and a scattergun from the ammo crate, turning around just in time to see Jorge coming in through the door. She threw the cleaver , embedding it in Jorge's shoulder. "I am gonna mess. You. UP!" she declared, grinning nastily.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:09 am

(Dons suicide turban) Jorge drops his minigun, and runs and hugs the scout "suicide vest!!!" Jorge screams

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:23 am

"Nononon-AGH!" Femscout dropped her scattergun as Jorge grabbed her in a giant bear hug. She squeezed her eyes shut, waiting to respawn...then opened one of them when neither of them blew up. "Uh...What just happened?"

Spycrodeeth grinned to himself, having just disabled the suicide vest, and strolled out of the building still wearing his Sniper disguise.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:32 am

Jorge starts to punch the scout over and over again, then picks up the scatter gun

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:03 pm

When Jorge removed one of his arms and wound back for a punch, Femscout was able to wriggle free. She pulled out her hockey stick and smacked Jorge in the face with it, snapping his head to one side.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:07 pm

"Plan C" jJorge says as he pulls the pins of the grenades on his belts and jumps on the scout "I'm bringing you with me!"

by 99luftballons Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:10 pm

Barry had meanwhile built a turret inside one of the buildings. Now all there is to do is wait for the first victim to pass the window.

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:16 pm

Chapman offered Barry a drink.

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Unfortunately those grenades didn't work either (Probably Spycro's fault) so Jorge ended up just tackling Femscout. Even more unfortunately she kept her hockey stick in hand and whacked him in the head with it again. "BOINK!"

by 99luftballons Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:10 pm

Barry accepts the drink and continues to look for someone to kill.

by Frenchie Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:58 pm

Jorge attempts to stab this pesky scout with a knife

by **Flagmauth** Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:05 pm

"What are you, a freakin' spy?" Femscout said, blocking Jorge's knife arm with the hockey stick, leaving the knife held inches from her face.

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