Re: Left 4 Dead 3

[Flagmauth]

Ellis takes a long pull from a Bud Lite before climbing into the cab again. "Aright, let's get goin', Ionwanna leave anybody behin'" he says, speech slightly slurred from all the beer.

[Tassadar]

Francis hopes back on his Mini, and throws a fresh belt into the feed.

"get your rears in gear and MOVE" he yells impatiently. He spots a large dust cloud in the distance.

[Sheogorath]

"Oh craaaaap, we better get moving."

Bill leaps up into the cab of the truck and buckles in, before pulling out his shotgun and rolling down the window.

[Tassadar]

"if ellis is driving, I'll just kill us all now" Francis yells, rethinking his inebriated state.

[President WIN]

"No worries, I got it!" yells Louis, jumping into the drivers seat. He promptly revs the engine and heads off in the direction of Disney land.

[Flagmauth]

Ellis, having already occupied the driver's seat, shoved Louis back out when he tried jumping in. "I already said I'm driving!" Much of the slur he'd had earlier was gone.

[Tassadar]

Francis swings the Mini around, points it at Ellis, and shoots the beer out of his hand.

"Damn it, if you kill us all by driving smashed, i'll kill you"

[President WIN]

Louis shoves Ellis aside to where he was sitting after he climbed into the cab, and before he was at the driver's seat. "Nope, called it first..."

[President WIN]

"And besides, what don't you get about 'Don't drive your ass drunk, bitch.' It's the zombie apocalypse law!"

[Flagmauth]

Ellis refused to move from his seat. "I called it first, and what's the point of zombie apocalypses if you can't drive drunk? Not like there's other cars to hit." When Louis tried shoving him off the seat, the younger Survivor pushed him right back out of the truck again.

[Sheogorath]

Bill cracks Ellis up the side of the head with his shotgun.

"Settle the hell down, or I will see to it neither of you gets any more alcohol for the rest of trip."

[Tassadar]

"At this point, i just might hop out and walk" Francis mutters to himself. He swings the Mini around and fires into the approaching cloud. He can hear the screams of zombies being slaughtered from that distance.

[President WIN]

Louis refused to move from his seat, as Ellis tried to get into it. He swatted the drunk and less skilled survivor back to his seat easily.

"Now, let's get moving ([under breath] and I swear to God Bill, if you insinuate I'm as drunk as this fool, one more time...)"

(Looking back up at everyone) "Never mind; we've got a world to rebuild. This is no time for petty fighting."

"By the way Francis, I thought you hated walking?"

[Sheogorath]

"Did I say you were as drunk as him? No. Did I say you were drunk at all? Yes. Now kindly drive use out of here before that horde catches up to us or worse, one of those giant infected."

[Flagmauth]

[Ellis never tried to get into Louis' seat, Trey.]

Ellis, having remained in the driver's seat the whole time, promptly did what Bill had for some reason asked of Louis.

[Tassadar]

"I hate drunk drivers even more" Francis yells back. The cloud is very close.

[Flagmauth]

"Like you've never tried it!" came the reply, remarkable astute despite its owner's inebriated state.

[Tassadar]

Francis swings the Mini around and showers Ellis with 4000 Brass casings per minute. "oops" chuckles Francis.

[President WIN]

Louis, having never left the Driver's seat, drives off in the direction Bill indicated, while Ellis, clearly still drunk, makes steering motion in the air.

(What you don't seem to be getting Jeffrey is that you never got the driver's seat. I had that first. You just got into the cab.)

[Flagmauth]

[What you don't seem to be getting Trey is that I never specifically typed the phrase "driver's seat" into the post, but that is exactly what I meant. Do not puppeteer Ellis again.]

[Sheogorath]

(After looking back a bit, I found that Ellis would be the first one in the driver's seat, if for no other than the fact he was driving before and thus, would likely being driving afterwards. That said Trey, splitting hairs by saying "You didn't specify the driver's seat" is a dick move. However, seeing as if I leave one of you two at the losing end, they will likely cause trouble later, I say neither of you get to drive, like so:)

Bill, who sees that Ellis and Louis are likely going to get the group into more trouble if they continue arguing, unbuckles his seat belt. He tells Francis to hold on to the minigun and carefully steps up between the two, grabbing the back of both your heads.

"Sorry, but this is for your own good."

Pushing forward, Bill slams Louis' head into the top of steering wheel and Ellis' head into the dash, knocking both out. Carefully, he slows down the truck before pulling Ellis and Louis into the back seat, buckling them up as best he can. he then climbs into the driver's seat, buckles and continues on.

[Doomwing]

Mike laughs and tosses Bill a Coke. "Good On ya mate. Couldn't stand to have either drive."

[President WIN]

I'm not going to bother with saying a damned thing on here. If I try to say anything on here right now, it WILL look like a rage post, because I am pissed. (Note, I can actually communicate better and truer on the computer than I can in person, but that said, if I have to talk to people in person, I'd rather do it mono a mono.) For the record Dave, I'm fine with that decision, but not with your logic. I will speak to each one of you, seperately hopefully, tomorrow.

[Tassadar]

"get this piece of shit moving!" Francis screams as he shoots point blank into a huge horde of zombies.

"and tell that lazy-ass what-ever-his-name-was to start shooting. I don't have the ammo for me being the only one shooting." he punches a Hunter off the truck as he says this.

[Sheogorath]

"Ok, but you better hold on!"

Bill proceeds to floor it, sending the truck flying down the road. It runs over several infected and even sends a hits a tank, sending it flying over the top of the truck.

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