Re: Unholy Intervention: Legend of the LOL's

[Flagmauth]

At this point Jeff noticed Garrus. "Ooh! Dude, you're cool. What are you?"

[A Blind Guy]

Jon just walks to the door. "Well it's been fun and all but.." before just leaving.

[Helsing]

Garrus blinks as Jeff comes up close, still floating "How are you doing that?"

[Flagmauth]

"Doing what?" Jeff looked down. "Oh." He returned to a standing position. "I'm not doing that."

[A Blind Guy]

"It's a long story." Jon replies.

[Helsing]

"A really long story."

Garrus kept his face neutral through the conversation "Ok then."

Everyone hears the sound of a ringing phone. Garrus put his hand to his ear and listened for a second "Yeah? Ok."

He turns back to everyone else "So do you people mind coming with me for a second?"

[A Blind Guy]

"Not at all, lead the way." Jon steps next to Garrus.

[Flagmauth]

"Why? Where're we going?" Jeff decided to follow Garrus anyway, no reason not to.

[Helsing]

"We're going to the place where the strange people hang out." Garrus says.

Mark tries his best to hide his smirk, it didn't work.

Thankfully, Garrus didn't notice the smirk and continued talking into his ear piece. A few minutes later, everyone could see a ship coming in for a landing. It wasn't anything big, only something you'd see come for several people. A few seconds later, two men walked out of the ship. One was clearly human, while the other was a green alien.



The human looks at the three Gods before glancing at Garrus "These the guys you were talking about?"

Garrus nods and the man steps forward "I'm Commander Shepard of the Normandy, Alliance Navy. And you three are?"

[Flagmauth]

"Jefferson Dietrich, not of the Normandy or the Alliance Navy. Which you probably already knew. Also this is Jon and Hadarai. Or Marcus. I'm not yet sure which. No idea where Nick is but he'd probably just screw things up since this isn't D&D or Sword Art Online."

[A Blind Guy]

"Like he said my name's Jon, I'm not sure where Nick is. I just follow these assholes around because I have nothing better to do."

[Flagmauth]

"Oh, I'm an asshole now? Well, I thought we were friends but fine, Jesus, I can take a hint. Hey Shepard, I have a free friend slot. Want to be my friend?"

[A Blind Guy]

Jon decided to spawn in another can of coke.

[Helsing]

Shepard blinks before looking a Garrus "You said they were all over the place, but I expected something more.."

"Controlled?" The green alien suggests.

"No not that."

"Normal?"

"Something better then that."

Mark glances at Jeff "Want to give a suggestion?"

[Flagmauth]

"CYAN!"

[A Blind Guy]

"I would have chosen green."

[Helsing]

Shepard opens his mouth, but shuts it again. Garrus laughs "Wow, you guys managed to render him speechless in a second. I'm impressed."

[Flagmauth]

Jeff sketches an elaborate bow. "You still never told me what you were though."

[A Blind Guy]

"Please excuse him, It's a pleasure to meet you commander. My name is Jon, and this is Jeff, and this is Marcus." Jon says, pointing to his two friends respectively.

[Flagmauth]

"Marcus Americus Aurelius Julius Britannicus Tyrannosaurus Brutus Caduceus Tellius Judicious Delicious Voracious Avaricious Lascivious Encephalus Pachycephalosaurus III." Jeff added. "Esquire."

[Helsing]

"That's not my name!" Mark screams.

Shepard nods "Didn't think it was. So, are you men part of any of the Citadel alliance's?"

[Flagmauth]

"Given that I have precisely zero clue what that is, no. At least I don't think so. As far as I'm aware it's something of an issue if you're a member of something you don't even know exists."

[A Blind Guy]

"What he means is, no we aren't a part of this alliance. Frankly none of us no what this alliance is, or whom it is made up of.

[Flagmauth]

"Will there be a complimentary breakfast?"

[A Blind Guy]

"We just had breakfast."

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