Re: The Quote Wall

by **Helsing** Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:20 pm

Math Teacher wrote:Ok you want a question? What's the annoying little sh*t who thinks they can interrupt me plus my fist? Solve for Shut the f*ck up.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:39 pm

I don't like my alien snake people interrupted by porn

by **Helsing** Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:08 pm

TehChron wrote:The best weapon, Ninja Lancelot!

Me wrote:......I don't know if that's possible but I want one now

tehChron wrote:Yes. yes you do

by **Helsing** Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:21 pm

Brando wrote:Hello, Magi, look at your Caster, now back to me, now back at your Caster, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped writing some trashy manuscripts and switched to actual magecraft, he could cast spells like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a workshop with the Caster your Caster could cast like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a Berserker Gawain praising the Sun. Look again, Berserker Gawain is now Ninja Lancelot. Anything is possible when your Caster casts spells like me and not writes trashy plays. I’m on King Arthur.

by Draco Flame Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:17 pm

will Keim
"I'm not Jesus in the streets! you come into my house, I will not turn the other cheek. I am Jesus in the temple. I will smite thee!"

"I've got atheists standing in front of large trees going! "HEAL HIM!" So I think i'm ok."

by Draco Flame Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:46 am

ISU Band

"Don't want to be an man anymore? don't worry we can fix that. Lets all do Yoga!"

blond hobbit Female yoga instructor
"And now into the warrior pose"
<Females signing>
<Pigs grunting and squeaking>

by **Helsing** Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:04 am

Me wrote:Confirmed, Americans are time traveling Sparticus'. Yes, all of us. How is that possible? Why are you wasting time asking questions when you could be FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM? Step out of the darkness of oppression, and into the light! The light of FREEDOM! A light that will light our way, with the pyres of burning Oppressors! BURNING IN THE LIGHT OF OUR FREEEEEEDOM!

by **Flagmauth** Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:01 am

Spartacus confirmed to be TF2 Soldier.

by **Helsing** Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:29 am

So I joined a fate RP on SV and I got picked with a random Saber that no one wanted to team up with. I talk with the guy, turns out I get Saber Lancelot, and my master owns a military organization.

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I'm going to have far more fun with this than I should.

by Dare-to-be Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:23 pm

Rin: Underpants are the soul of a girl.

From Katawa Shoujo. ... I don't know why I am playing it...

by **Helsing** Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:13 am

Lady wrote:Wait you let him inside but not me?!? You son of a bitch!

Guard wrote:Lady, you aren't a walking armory.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:32 pm

My brother wrote:What's my penis doing in a rubix cube?

by **Flagmauth** Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:21 pm

A Blind Guy wrote:HELL TO THE TITS FUCK YEE

by Dare-to-be Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:08 pm

Shizune Made and 'X' with her arms. That ether means "Denied!" Or, she is about to use her special attack.

No, this is not some romantic princess picnic. What the hell man?
This is a manly picnic.
No glasses.
No napkins.
Whiskey only. The beverage of true men.

-Katawa Shoujo

by **A Blind Guy** Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:08 am

Allucard wrote:That's right, I'm gonna fuck the fear turkey.

by **Flagmauth** Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:52 am

Dare-to-be wrote:Shizune Made and 'X' with her arms. That ether means "Denied!" Or, she is about to use her special attack.

No, this is not some romantic princess picnic. What the hell man?
This is a manly picnic.
No glasses.
No napkins.
Whiskey only. The beverage of true men.

-Katawa Shoujo

Lies. Mountain Dew is the only true drink, until Christmas when it becomes eggnog.

by Dare-to-be Fri Sep 04, 2015 4:41 pm

Flagmauth wrote:
Dare-to-be wrote:Shizune Made and 'X' with her arms. That ether means "Denied!" Or, she is about to use her special attack.

No, this is not some romantic princess picnic. What the hell man?
This is a manly picnic.
No glasses.
No napkins.
Whiskey only. The beverage of true men.

-Katawa Shoujo

Lies. Mountain Dew is the only true drink, until Christmas when it becomes eggnog.

Double lies, Coca Cola is the drink of the gods. Only true champions drink Coca Cola.

by **Flagmauth** Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:18 am

Dare-to-be wrote:
Flagmauth wrote:
Dare-to-be wrote:Shizune Made and 'X' with her arms. That ether means "Denied!" Or, she is about to use her special attack.

No, this is not some romantic princess picnic. What the hell man?
This is a manly picnic.
No glasses.
No napkins.
Whiskey only. The beverage of true men.

-Katawa Shoujo

Lies. Mountain Dew is the only true drink, until Christmas when it becomes eggnog.

Double lies, Coca Cola is the drink of the gods. Only true champions drink Coca Cola.

Speaking as god of agriculture:

In other news:

me wrote:You sound outraged. Can I be outraged too?

by **Helsing** Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:24 am

Caster(Merlin) wrote:Options? Oh yes you have those! You have three actually. First, you can sit in some quiet place and die in your own way. Two, you can let me think of a way to kill you. Three, you stand there like an idiot while the portal finishes opening under you. Have fun in hell.

by **Helsing** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:25 pm

I found a Fate/zero abridged and it is glorious

Risei (Kerei's dad) wrote:My religion is bigger then yours

Kerei wrote:Oh check it out, a third of humanities problems. How are you today? And you. Only the most pompous of pricks would carry around a bottle of wine to drink around people.

by **Helsing** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:26 pm

Kerei wrote:So I woke up this morning with this Satanic mark on my hand. And as a proud man of god I can't willingly deface my body to get rid of it. I'm in the perfect crossroads of bullshit, any help is appreciated.

by **Helsing** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:27 pm

Kerei wrote:Holy father, if you are watching, I'm sorry. Satan, if your watching, the fuck dude?

by **A Blind Guy** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:28 pm

I found it, this is hilarious!

Edit: yes, yes it is.

by **Helsing** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:32 pm

Kerei wrote:So assassin is good at dancing I hear. But seriously what is today? I mean in cannon we just talk about dates like everyone knows what's going but I don't! Are we in the 90's? If so how the fuck do we have HD video and jet liners? Someone give me an answer!

by **Helsing** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:34 pm

Berserker Lancelot wrote:NIGGER I'MA STEAL YOUR SHIT!

Gilgamesh wrote:I can fix this! I CAN FIX THIS!

Throws more crap for Lancelot to use

Gilgamesh wrote:Shit didn't fix it.

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