Re: Unholy Intervention: Legend of the LOL's

by **Flagmauth** Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:23 am

"You should know, I was just playing music loud enough the damn windows shook. Trust me, it works."

by **Helsing** Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:03 pm

"It works fine."

The door to the room slowly opened, revealing Team MBYR. Nick sighed "Please tell me we're watching Star Wars?"

by **Flagmauth** Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:53 pm

"Yes we're watching Star Wars, I literally told you that in the message"

by **Helsing** Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:46 pm

"I read, get over here already, stopped reading after that."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:01 am

"Well then that's your problem. In other news, hello Blake, Yang, and that one quiet guy whose name slipped my mind." Jeff greeted the rest of Team MBYR

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:02 am

"Hey Ren." Kon says, lazily waving in Ren's direction.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:04 am

"Oh that's his name. In that case hello Ren."

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:34 am

Blake waves hello while Yang playfully punches her sister in the shoulder. The two enter a fit of sisterly teasing while Ren bows in response to Jeff's response. The second his head is up however, he's all but tackled by Nora. Surprisingly, he doesn't lose his balance and manages to catch her.

"Renny! It's been so long!"

"It's been an hour." Ren deadpans.

"Wow that's some friendship, speaking of which sup bro." Mark says.

"Sup."

Wiess raises an eyebrow "Wait, you're brothers? How does that work?"

"What do you mean, we're practically twins." Mark asks.

"He has horns."

"I'm a Faunus." Nick points out.

"And he isn't." Wiess says pointing at Mark.

"Ever hear of adoption?" Nick asks.

"I have, it's just, I didn't know there were lizar-."

"Dragon." Mark says.

"There are dragon faunus!" Ruby asks from across the room.

She disappears, a flurry of rose petals leaving in her wake. A second later, she's in front of nick, wide eyed.

"What is being a dragon Faunus like? Can you breath fire? Can you fly? What am I asking why, I should just be asking what you can do!"

"Rubs, he's a guy, not an animal." Yang points out.

Ruby face falls "Sorry."

Nick shrugs "No problem, happens all the time."

He glances at Ruby "It's... fun I guess. A lot of things come really easily. For example I'm bullet proof even without aura, and my claws can cut through steel, but I don't like using them."

"You punched straight through a deathstalkers armor." Ren points out.

"I practice hand to hand combat. Also, back on topic. I've never tried breathing fire, I can't fly but I have a pilot's license. And I've never tried doing anything outrageous unless I have a reason."

"Meaning he only does it when Jeff has an idea." Mark comments.

"Basically yes."

Ruby lifts up Nick's arm, and studies it like one would a rare artifact. Mark glances at his brother "Are you ok with this bro?"

Nick shrugs "Can't be any worse than that gang Jeff had the four of us take out back in Vacuo."

"Which one?"

"The one with the weird hats."

"Oh yeah that one, what was the leaders name?"

"Rhomeo I think?"

"Why do I get the feeling that you guys had a lot of adventures in Vacuo?" Wiess asks.

"Because we did. But enough of that, we have pizza to eat and a movie to watch!" Mark declares.

"No prequels right?" Nick asks.

"Bro, Jeff is a sadist, but he's not that big of a sadist."

Ruby looks at Mark questionably "What's a sadist?"

"Someone who takes pleasure in seeing/causing the pain of others."

Ruby looks at Jeff "You like that?"

"Only to those who deserve it." Nick clarifies. "You're fine, everyone in this room is fine in fact."

Blake hums to herself before opening a book and flipping to a page.

"Blake, we are going to be watching a movie." Pyrrha says.

"I know. But this is a good chapter."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:38 am

"I like teasing people mercilessly and I am a firm believer in the philosophy of paying evil unto evil, I'm not a serial killer. Also, mine is an evil laugh." Jeff replied to Ruby, expanding upon Nick's explanation. "Ooh, a book! Whatcha reading?"

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:42 am

Ruby perks up "That's just like my mom!"

"Scary." Yang comments.

Blake looks up from her book "It's a story about two men fighting over control of the same body."

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:43 am

"Sounds interesting, know where I can get an audio version?" Kon asks.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:45 am

"Oh, I've read that one, it was pretty good. Have you read The Dresden Files?"

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:46 am

"I don't know where to get the audio version and.." Blake raises an eyebrow at Jeff "I've never heard of the Dresden Files. Who wrote it?"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:49 am

"This guy named Jim Butcher. He's great - according to Kon his other two works are really good too, though I haven't read them." As he spoke Jeff tapped his god powers of Creation to make sure all the info he was spouting was verifiable, that Jim Butcher existed and so did the Dresden Files and they were seamlessly integrated into the world of Remnant.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:51 am

"Codex Alera was ok but his new series he's working on has a lot of potential."

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:01 am

"Haven't read, been meaning to." Mark comments.

"What is this... Dresden Files about?" Blake asked, her interest peaked.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:02 am

"Think detective novels and fantasy novels had a baby."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:03 am

"A designer baby. Like one designed with gene therapy so that it was going to grow up nine feet tall and ripped with an IQ of four hundred and dashing good looks."

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:04 am

"Sure... yeah, let's go with that."

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:05 am

"But yeah. It's an urban fantasy borrowing heavily from detective noir themes about a wizard from Vale named Harry Dresden who, in essence, is cursed with an interesting life and a hero complex."

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:10 am

"How is an interesting life a curse?" Ruby asks.

"Trust me, it's a curse."

Blake drums her fingers on the spine of her book.

"Do you have it here?"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:14 am

"Yeah just let me find it, it's here someplace..." Jeff materialized the Remnant-friendly Storm Front in his backpack and went to look at his bookshelf, leafing past the non-relevant books.

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:15 am

Kon, feeling like Jeff had this topic covered, turned to Ren and Nora. "Renny? sounds like you two have some history, how long have you guys been friends?"

by **Helsing** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:17 am

Blake waited for Jeff to retrieve the copy.

"Oh we've been friends so our entire lives! We're bestest friends in the world!" Nora says.

"My family adopted her after an event." Ren says.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:21 am

"Crap." Jeff abandoned the bookshelf and opened his backpack. "Ah, here it is! Bam, one copy of book one of the Dresden Files." He held it out to Blake. "Thank you for choosing Team JSPR Library. This'll be due whenever you finish it, I guess."

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