Unholy Intervention: Legend of the LOL's
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"Depends on if they're going to come back here and attack my team or my friends again. If they're smart enough to back off then whatever - they mess with anyone at Beacon and I'll kick their asses so hard they'll have to reach up to zip their pants."
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Ozpin smiled "And that, is exactly what I wanted to hear."
"That's horrifying. But on that same note, I'm going to give Mr. Torrus a nice talking to when he comes back."
"That's horrifying. But on that same note, I'm going to give Mr. Torrus a nice talking to when he comes back."
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"There's no point. He won't be able to hear you while I'm tearing him into fleshy ribbons to decorate a tree with. Either he'll be screaming really loudly or his eardrums will be gone."
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"... you're a ray of sunshine aren't you?"
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"Precisely, a ray of sunshine without the planet's shielding atmosphere and magnetic field so it burns away your skin as you boil alive in your own fluids before your brain splits the skull like so much misshapen rising bread."
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Ozpin looks up from his coffee "You wouldn't happen to have a portable laser with that effect by any chance?"
Mark glanced at the head professor "What is wrong with you?"
"It sounds like a great way to keep people safe."
"... what did you do to him?" He asked Jeff.
Mark glanced at the head professor "What is wrong with you?"
"It sounds like a great way to keep people safe."
"... what did you do to him?" He asked Jeff.
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"Shh." Jeff laid a finger across Mark's lips, shushing him. "He understands."
A moment passed.
"Anyway, I don't have a laser that does that on me but they're probably simple enough to make if you have mirrors that work in gamma ranges to act as a lasing medium for the beam."
A moment passed.
"Anyway, I don't have a laser that does that on me but they're probably simple enough to make if you have mirrors that work in gamma ranges to act as a lasing medium for the beam."
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"But can you make one?" Ozpin asks.
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Jeff was holding what appeared to be a stylized 50s-era ray gun, ostensibly of the variety in question. It was unclear exactly at what point in the conversation he had acquired it. "Why do you ask?"
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"No, seriously, what do you need a laser like that for? And can't you get your own? Everything I've seen indicates way more than adequate technology to do so, especially considering the existence of Dust."
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"Legal reasons." Ozpin says "But for now, we should have some help with the condition of your friends."
Coming through the destroyed door, a young man in a doctor's lab coat and a think pair of rim glasses comes through. He adjusts his glasses and focuses on the student "Do you have their conditions?"
"Aura execution." Ozpin says.
"Better than what could have been I imagine." He says "Are you two the only conscious member and.... Professor Ozpin why are you carrying a weapon of mass destruction?"
Coming through the destroyed door, a young man in a doctor's lab coat and a think pair of rim glasses comes through. He adjusts his glasses and focuses on the student "Do you have their conditions?"
"Aura execution." Ozpin says.
"Better than what could have been I imagine." He says "Are you two the only conscious member and.... Professor Ozpin why are you carrying a weapon of mass destruction?"
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"Isn't Beacon Academy arguably a weapon of mass destruction?"
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He holds up a finger then lowers it "Fair point. But, again I ask how are the injured?"
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"Well, that is why I'm here isn't it?" He says.
He makes his way over to the other group and extends his hand. From his fingers, a beam of light emerges and envelopes each of the downed teammates.
"They'll be fine, thank god."
He makes his way over to the other group and extends his hand. From his fingers, a beam of light emerges and envelopes each of the downed teammates.
"They'll be fine, thank god."
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"Jeff be nice."
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"I'm being nice, as proved by the continent being intact."
[ONE TIMESKIP OF FAKE COMAS LATER!]
[ONE TIMESKIP OF FAKE COMAS LATER!]
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[INSIDE BEACON WITH ONLY THE MAIN PEOPLE MINUS NICK BECAUSE HE'S ASLEEP]
"...we should use that time skip thing more often, saves a lot of time and effort." Mark says fixing his new rifle.
"...we should use that time skip thing more often, saves a lot of time and effort." Mark says fixing his new rifle.
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"In that we are of one mind, it seems." Jeff materialized a new copy of Advent of Thunder because Mark was doing weapon-related things and it felt thematically appropriate. "Remind me again, what are we doing?"
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