Re: Unholy Intervention: Legend of the LOL's

[A Blind Guy]

Kon looks around, seeing that Jeff was on the offensive, he made sure nobody was wounded in the initial blast. 

taking Oto,  and slammed the point into the ground, sending healing waves to his allies.

[Helsing]

Mark blinked and looked down at Weiss in his arms. Well, that's a thing now. Mark rushed to the side, carrying his teammate with him. He got to the edge and then started carrying everyone else back.

For Canus, he once thought that he was going to crush a girls head and then he was falling. He landed on his feet in the fissure and glanced up "Well, this makes things more interesting."

[Flagmauth]

"What's so interesting?" Jeff fired his railgun at Canus' feet and another hundred feet of sheet rock splintered and parted, the earth shaking with the sheer force it was subjected to. "It's just a great big hole in the ground, come on dude, you've never seen a shovel?"

[A Blind Guy]

Kon assists Mark in carrying their teammates. 

"Do you think Jeff will be fine fighting that asshole?"

[Helsing]

"Right now, I'm more worried about trying to figure out a way to explain this shit to people without their brains exploding from the realization." Mark said "And the entire city being put und-GET DOWN!"

Mark slammed him and Kon to the ground just as something whizzed over their heads. It hit the buildings behind them, and an entire block of shops became dust. Mark glanced up, and saw another man in similar robes to Canus when he was in hiding. Although, this one had a big gun in his hand.

"And now there's this asshole." Mark muttered.

Canus landed on his feet again and glanced up at Jeff "Is making holes all you're good for?"

[A Blind Guy]

"What should we do? I'm shit at coming up with plans."

[Helsing]

"Aren't you supposed to be the leader of a team?" Mark asked.

[Flagmauth]

"Your banter sucks, so you know." Let's see. Guy hadn't reacted at all to a barely-subsonic strike from Advent. Hadn't even depleted his Aura. Then proceeded to hit Jeff hard enough to kill instantly. Still no effect. Not even materializing blades inside his body affected him. Okay. Guy's a brick. Acting hypothesis, he's impervious to physical injury. Gels with what Mark had said about him.

Jeff could work with that. He reached out with his Semblance and Created. A bolt of lightning carrying nearly 300,000,000 amps hit Canus, arcing through his nervous system. Immediately afterward, Jeff Created about a gallon of Irukandji venom, deposited directly into Canus' bloodstream at key distribution centers like the liver, heart and kidneys. And the brainpan, because why not?

[A Blind Guy]

"First things first, we need to get behind cover before it gets blown the hell up."

[Helsing]

"Sounds good enoug-AGAIN!"

He pushed him and Kon down again as another shot nearly hit him. Mark knew sniper tactics, this guys was playing with them, plain and simple. So, Mark took out his rifle and fired a shot at the man. The man tilted his head to the side, then went flying as the second shot hit him square in the chest.

"That will buy us some ti-."

Mark felt a hand on his shoulder, and looked up to see a man in another set of robes. However, his were grey instead of black. His mask resembled an elephant. Goliath.

"Who are you?" He asked, his tone almost board.

Canus tanked the lightning and his response to the venom was to look up from the hole.

"About time you got here." He jumped up, effortlessly getting to the top of the hole before crashing the lip of the hole atop of Jeff, sending tons of rock down on him.

[A Blind Guy]

"Cover your ears, things are going to get loud." 

Kon, with oto still pointed at the ground, shot upwards at the man who had been taking pot-shots at the group near instantly. shoving Oto into the man's mouth, Kon sends the loudest and highest notes he could through the man's body.

[Flagmauth]

Jeff pushed off the falling debris as he fell into the hole, turned midair, bounced off the wall and soard up and out of the chasm.

Alright, new plan. Completely impervious to any and all external modifications to body, including enormous electrical currents and toxins. Presumably heat, acid, cold and sound would get similar results.

Fair enough. New solution. Guy needed to breath, obviously, and even if he didn't removing him from the equation entirely would solve the problem neatly. Screw sticking to his Semblance.

Jeff made a three-point landing right in front of Canus and stood up, giving Advent of Thunder a flourish. "Didn't anyone ever teach you-" he lashed out and kicked Canus solidly in the chest - not that that did anything but it provided a nice mask for what he actually did. Reaching out with his power, he casually deleted Canus' inertia and the effect that gravity had on him. "-to respect your betters?"

There was a clap of thunder as the man instantly accelerated (relative to everyone involved, anyway) to roughly 600 times the speed of sound, transforming into a streak of burning flame as the atmosphere failed to get out of the way in time and ignited briefly. Remnant and its sun spun away out from under him and Canus was left adrift in space, with about a lungful of air to last him...oh, about forever.

[Draco Flame]

Nick finally woke up again at last to see what appeared to be a reverse commet.
"Are we not pretending anymore! Awesome!" The dragon funis in question then proceeded to run straight into the city slowly gaining momentum until he began ignighting the air around him as he charged until he was nothing more than another comet.

To everyone else they only saw a wall of flame appearing directly in front of them that strangely produced a lot less wind pressure and heat than it should. To the group however everyone saw what appeared to be a flaming heavily armed black tank with a lineage plate that read.

BAT-MOBILE.

However seeing as everyone already had or just finish with their opponit. Nick decided that he was just going to kill steal and help his brother in fighting elephant dude. Charging full speed ahead, nick hope mark stopped playing around and got out of the way. After all Jeff was getting creative it was time to have fun.

[Helsing]

"... I have to explain this to people... fuck." Mark said as his brother came in.

He ducked and Goliath calmly lifted his hand.

And backhanded Nick through the city of Vale. The dragon Faunus crashed through the city, plowing through buildings and probably killing a few dozen people that hadn't gotten out of the way of the fight.

Goliath watched Canus fly away and Hydra get his head destroyed "We leave."

With those two words, a black mist covered him and Hydra. A second later, the students were alone again.

Ren, was the first of the normals to react "What... the hell...are you people?"

[Flagmauth]

"Well that's a fine question to ask someone. 'What the hell are you people?' Nick almighty, that's rude."

[Helsing]

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!" Ren screamed, his eyes utterly livid.

"I just watched you turn half of Vale into a scrap pile! I know Jeff, that you like to pull that 'I'm a smart ass and I can turn everything on it's head to make the person feel like an idiot'. But what I just witnessed defies explanation. You are going to tell me, help me understand or am I to assume that everything, including our lives is just a fucking joke to you!"

[Flagmauth]

Jeff decided to tick the points off on his fingers. "In order: Good lord, that's an exaggeration. I dug a hole that's about two hundred feet deep and you're going to blame me for all the crap that's busted around here? Canus and friends did most of the damage by far, including knocking out about everybody."

"Next on the list. My Semblance is Creation, big ole boldface capital C. I tend to stick to hardlight projections because that's waaaaay less taxing than anything else but what it also means is I get to create kinetic energy. Lots of it. And Aura, and the cocktail of endorphins, adrenaline, caffeine, sugar and what might be methamphetamine that is the only reason I'm not in a coma right now and dear Nick I am not looking forward to coming off this high."

Jeff raised his voice. "Finally, mother of fuck, Ren, what the hell is your problem?! I potentially just saved your life! And that of Nora, and most of your team except Nick, potentially! I don't expect you to prostrate yourself in gratitude or anything, hell, I don't particularly care if I get a thank you, but fuck you if you think the appropriate response to that is having a go at me!"

That done, Jeff materialized a syringe (with ANESTHETIC helpfully printed across the side), solidified it from its hardlight state and held it up to inspect it.

[Helsing]

Mark decided to streamline the process by knocking everyone who wasn't already out, out cold. He caught them before they landed and glanced at Jeff "Everyone's in shock. Don't take it personally."

[Flagmauth]

Jeff disappeared the syringe.

[Helsing]

[Flagmauth]

[A Blind Guy]

<MY eyes recorded everything, I can go through and perform a Cloverfield on the whole thing. so, now what do we do?>

[Helsing]

Mark thought for a moment

[Flagmauth]

[Draco Flame]

Nick who was currently underneath a good three tons of rubble.

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